Animal Jokes

Why did the bird wash himself in oil?

The oiley bird gets the worm.

Where did the crow go before he broke into the car?

The Crow Bar

How many birds can fit in a nest?

Tucan

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish.

What did the duck say when she was buying lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

Why did the girl mushroom like the boy mushroom??

Because he was a fungi.

Why did the fish hide all of the food for himself?

He was shellfish.

Why were the last two letters of the alphabet so smart?

They were YZ(wize).